30 THINGS PORN HAS TAUGHT ALL US
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are always rock hard and ready to go.
3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory
4. If a woman gets busted mastrubating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob
8. Women always orgasm when men do
9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket
10. All women are noisy fucks
11. People in the 70`s couldn`t fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background
12. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman`s butt.
13. Men always groan OH YEAH! when they cum
14. If there is two of them they high five each other ( and the girl isn`t disgusted!)
15. Duble penetration makes women smile
16. Asian man don`t exist
17. If you come across a guy and his girlfrend having sex in the bushes, the boyfrend won`t have even the slightest problem with you jamming your cock in his girlfriend`s mouth
18. Nurses suck patient`s cocks
19. Man always pull out
20. When your girlfrend busts you getting head from her best friend, she`ll only be momentarly pissed off before fucking both of you
21. Women never have headaches... or periods
22. When a woman is sucking a man`s cock, it`s important for him to remind her to suck it
23. Assholes are clean
24. Women always look plesantly suprised when they open a man`s trouser and find a cock there
25. Men don`t have to beg
26. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back the kneeling woman`s head and the other proudly on his hip
27. Every guy has a penis as big as peter north
28. All women are completely bald
29. Any girl with pigtails is a teen
30. Any other girl is a MILF
